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Royal Earlswood II
PLAYER PROFILES
Matt Thorn
Manager
Maneater, makes you work hard. Makes you spend hard, makes you want all of his love
Maneater, makes you work hard. Makes you spend hard, makes you want all of his love
Paul Thorn
Assistant Manager
Better looking than both his sons
Better looking than both his sons
Sam Webb
CB
Loves a pornstar, needs to be introduced to the drink
Loves a pornstar, needs to be introduced to the drink
Martin Greenwood
GK
Has his own song - might be Christmas #1
Has his own song - might be Christmas #1
Kian Cope
GK
Better than Martin, and younger!
Better than Martin, and younger!
Callum Andrews
CM
Rear of the year contender
Rear of the year contender
Tom Thorn
Striker
2024 pending
2024 pending
Steve Povey
Striker
Can’t find the peg to hang up his boots on
Can’t find the peg to hang up his boots on
Luke Butler
Mid
Jordan Chambers
Mid
If your flights been delayed… it’s probably Jordan’s fault
If your flights been delayed… it’s probably Jordan’s fault
Andy Beasley
Striker
Didn’t even know his name was Andy
Didn’t even know his name was Andy
Dave Leaver
Def
Puts any love islander to shame
Puts any love islander to shame
ROYAL EARLSWOOD II
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